Thursday, May 6, 2010

Little Blue riding hood


Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Blue Riding hood. . She lived in a small cabin .Once her grandma Jones messaged her from Conroe. The message said ''Honey can you come visit me because I am all alone and I am not feeling that well '' , so she went to a taxi and went to were her grandmother live.

She went pass all over the cities and came at the forest of were the grandma Jones lived.While she was walking she heard the carnivorous plants chopping there teeth as if they saw dinner or something. When she turned around, a slummy,ugly,big-size Iguana that was straying at her and smiling at her. This was very strange because these kind of Iguanas only hid, run, and eat you ,but this Iguana didn't ate her. She just stared at her and smiled at her . Little Blue Riding Hood didn't care so she just started walking and left her stay by herself smiling. While she was walking, the smiling Iguana was beside her again and told her ''girl what do you have in your basket and were are you heading to?'' she replied at the Iguana '' creature why do you want to know? .The only thing I can say is that I only have some bread , some water and I am heading to my grandmother's house that is next to the bay of the magic giant's house o.k is that to much info ?'' the Iguana answered ''that is some good information o.k...oh I forgot that I needed to take care of my mother this exact same time , I need to leave o.k bye !''

While she was heading to her grandmother's house, and the Iguana was running to Little Blue Riding Hood's grandmother's house. The Iguana came running and knocked on the door.Grandma Jones was snoring really loud that she didn't heard the Iguana knocking. The Iguana shouted " granny is me Little Blue Riding Hood... I am here to visit you o.k '' Grandma stopped snoring an woke because of the noise the Iguana did. She screamed'' Come in honey I am awake know o.k oh and did you brought the bread and water?'' The Iguana just said'' yes can I enter know?'' grandma just said''ummmhumm'',so animal entered. The Iguana shouted'' granny I am going to eat you! grandma told him'' Don't be silly honey just give me the food'' , but when granny turned around, the giant Iguana opened his mouth and gobbled all up her.The Iguana sat down in the bed and relaxed. He thought that if Little Blue Riding Hood sees him like this, she will run away and tell someone that a hideous animal gobbled up her grandmother,so she went to the granny's closet and got out a pajama. His next victim will be Little Blue Riding Hood.

While Little Blue Riding Hood was walking and singing a song so he will not be boring, a rough yellow teeth appeared on the sidewalk were he was walking. She thought of the Iguana she had met. The Iguana had an ugly yellowish teeth that hanged out of his mouth.Maybe it might be the Iguana 's tooth, but the monster hadn't ate any food. She just went by the tooth and went running to her grandmother's house. Little Blue Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house and started knocking. The Iguana still hadn't put on his pajama pants so what he did was just get under the bed's sheets and that is all. Little Blue Riding Hood knocked the door , but the door was open so she just got inside. When she entered , the Iguana was laying down on his grandmother's bed. At first she thought that she might have entered on the wrong house but his mind told him that this his grandmother's house, so she said to his grandmother '' grandma, I'm here...I brought you the bread and water !'' .So then the Iguana told her in his squeaky voice, '' O.k honey come closer so you can give me the food''. Little Blue Riding Hood came closer but noticed on something and told her grandmother, ''granny why are you so fat and green?'' the Iguana told her '' honey it is because of the paleness and the junk stuff I ate '' Then Little Blue Riding Hood saw another difference on her grandmother and asked her again '' grandmother why do you have sharp teeth and a humongous mouth?'' and the Iguana screamed '' so I can eat you better!'' . The Iguana hoped of the granny's bed and gobbled her up like he did with Little Blue Riding Hood's grandmother .Then he sat down in the bed and fell asleep.

A man that cuts trees went pass the house were the old grandmother lived. He heard the grandmother snoring very loud so he went what was happening to the old lady. The man knocked on the door but no one answer, so what he did was open the door and tell the grandmother what was happening. For him , it was very disrespectful to open someones door without knocking but he had already knocked. He entered to the house. When he turned around, instead of and old lady sleeping on the bed, he saw a 6 feet tall Iguana sleeping in there. The chopping wood man got his laser knife but he thought that the Iguana might had the old lady still alive in his belly ,so he got the regular knife and cutted the Iguana's stomach. The first one to get out of the Iguana's stomach was Little Blue Riding Hood and at last came the old grandma Jones. When the Iguana woke up , he felt pain in his belly and started to cry. Then Little Blue Riding Hood told her grand mother '' granny that was the Iguana that want to steal the food I brought you .'' The Iguana got up from the bed and went out of the house running.

Little Blue Riding Hood, grandma Jones, and the chop wood man sat down in the kitchen table and started to ate what Little Blue Riding Hood brought to her grandmother. When Little Blue Riding Hood left , she meet another Iguana , but it was dressed as a cat. Little Blue Riding Hood ignored the iguana and went back straight to her small cabin. When the chopping wood man left , he saw the iguacat (the iguana dressed up as a cat) he started to chase the iguana cat and went to his house too. Grandma Jones went to bed and fell asleep. They lived happily ever after (exept the Iguana)...

THE END

Little Blue Bob

Monday, May 3, 2010

Last weekend...


I went to my granny's house to give her some sweet,hot,cocoa so she will not be freezing at her house.My granny lives in the middle of a forest,a forest that is really cold that it might get to 10 degrees.I think that you will be thinking of why my granny lives in a really cold forest.Well here is the ansver A:because it is winter, she loves nature ,&,because she is studying some plants and animals.While I went to leave the cocoa to my granny,a wolf was beside me & following me to my granny's house.For me this was akward because usually when wolves see something tasety that is meat,they go and hid so the thing he wants to eat wouldn't see him.When dinner is not looking he runs,jumps,and eats it,but this wolf didn't ate me.Might it be that I did had good luck.Maybe but some people don't have the same luck as I usually have.Oh well,lets go to want happened to me last weekend.I was were the wolf beside me right?o.k.The wolf was beside me and talking to me if he could have some cocoa!